Monday, October 31, 2011

Michelle Obama the Meanest First Lady

Michelle Obama is a very unique character. The First Lady believes she is better than any American. As Michelle Obama tells us to eat fresh veggies, she scoffs down a 1700 calorie lunch. As Michelle Obama tells us to watch our weight, she gorges on fried wings and fried Snickers. As Michelle Obama tells us to watch our fat and sugar intake, she devours on french fries and donuts. In fact, our First Lady is a hypocrite. Now, the First Lady has a new role. Michelle Obama is the attack dog for her husband. It is bewildering to understand Michelle Obama mean streak. It is probably she was a disgrace lawyer who had her license revoke in Illinois. Well, it could be a contributing factor.

(WashingtonTimes) Michelle’s back, and she’s madder than ever. She was already pretty angry, seemingly unhappy with just about everything. As her husband wrapped up the Democratic nomination in 2008, she let fly her real feelings: “For the first time in my adult lifetime, I’m really proud of my country.” A few months into her job as first lady, her French counterpart asked how she liked the gig: “Don’t ask!” she reportedly spat. “It’s hell. I can’t stand it!”

She even seems to be mad at her silver-tongued husband. When the two were to set off on a luxurious 10-day vacation to Martha’s Vineyard, she left early - four hours early - and flew up alone. And those private vacations. She’s traveled to some of the world’s most plush resorts, taking 42 days off in the past year - that’d be eight weeks of vacay time if she held down a normal job.

Now, she is ready to spew her bilious disgust with America on the campaign trail. A dignified, transcendent first lady? No chance. Michelle is going to break with a hundred years of tradition and play the role of attack dog, heaping derision on her husband’s political opponents like no other first lady before her.